CRAZY COCKTAILS YOU REALLY OUGHT TO TRY…

….And Some That May Not Go Down So Easily

From the BRAND NEW Fourth Edition of BARTENDING FOR DUMMIES, available at a bookstore near you!

CRAZY COCKTAILS YOU REALLY OUGHT TO TRY

ANTI-FREEZE

• 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
• 1/2 oz. Midori

Shake with ice. Strain and serve.

MEAT & POTATO MARTINI

• Generous Glacier Idaho Potato Vodka martini

Garnish with slice of salami

S.O.B.

• 2 oz. Sobieski Vodka
• 1/4 oz. Marie Brizard
• Blackberry Brandy

Pour Sobieski Vodka over blackberry brandy.

BETWEEN THE SHEETS

• 1 oz. Remy Martin Cognac
• 1 oz. Cointreau
• 1 oz. Bacardi Light Rum
• Dash Lemon Juice

Shake with ice. Strain into a sugar-rimmed glass.

CEMENT MIXER

• 3/4 shot Irish Cream
• 1/4 shot Rose’s Lime Juice

Pour ingredients directly into the glass. Let the drink stand for 5 seconds and it will coagulate.

FREDDY FUDPUCKER

• 1 3/4 oz. Jose Cuervo Tequila
• 3 oz. Orange Juice
• 1/4 oz. Liquore Galliano

Stir tequila and orange juice in a rocks glass. Top with Galliano.

LIMP MOOSE

• 1 oz. Irish Cream
• 1 oz. Canadian Whisky

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.

MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO

• 1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream
• 1 oz. Rhum Barbancourt
• 1 oz. Banana Liqueur
• 1 oz. Orange Juice

Shake with ice and strain.

PICKLE BACK

• 1 1/2 oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey
• 1 oz. Chilled Pickle Juice

Pour the Jameson (room temperature) in one shot glass and the pickle juice in another. Shoot the Jameson and chase with the Pickle Juice.

ZIPPERHEAD

• 1 oz. Stolichnaya Vodka
• 1 oz. Chambord
• 1/2 oz. Club Soda

Combine in a shot glass with the club soda on top.

COCKTAILS THAT MAY NOT GO DOWN SO EASILY

GOLD FURNACE

• 2 oz. Goldschlager
• 2 dashes Tabasco

Combine in a shot glass.

LIZARD SLIME

• 1 1/2 oz. Jose Cuervo Mistico Tequila
• Midori

In a shot glass, float the Midori on top of the tequila.

OIL SLICK

• 1 oz. Rumple Minze
• 1 oz. Bourbon

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.

IGUANA

• 1/2 oz. Tequila
• 1/4 oz. Vodka
• 3/4 oz. Coffee Liqueur

Combine over ice

INCREDIBLE HULK

• 1 oz. Hypnotiq
• 1 oz. Cognac

Layer over ice and then stir for the transformation.

MIND ERASER

• 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
• 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua
• Splash of Tonic Water

Shake the vodka and Kahlua with ice and strain into a shot glass. Top with tonic water.

NEVA

• 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
• 1/2 oz. Chambord
• Splash Cranberry Juice
• Soda Water

Combine the first three ingredients in a tall glass. Fill with soda water.

SCORPION

• 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
• 1/4 oz. Blackberry Brandy
• 1/8 oz. Rose’s Grenadine

Combine in a shot glass.

WET SPOT

• 1 oz. Cuervo Tequila
• 1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.